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Five One-Minute Plays – Number Three: “B+C”

4/4/2017

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[Two actors facing out.]

Bicycle:
I love cycling in Chicago.

Car:
I hate cycling in Chicago.

Bicycle:
[Loving it.] There are bikes all over the place!

Car:
[Hating it.] There are bikes all over place!

Bicycle:
Best part is: the city is really accommodating the lifestyle.

Car:
Even worse now that there are more bike lanes for these people.

Bicycle:
[Stoked.] And summertime’s just around the corner!

Car:
[Dreadful.] Summertime is just around the corner.

Bicycle and Car:
[Together.] Bikes will be everywhere.

Bicycle:
Drivers can be such pricks sometimes.

Car:
The way those jerks run through red lights? Give me a break.

Bicycle:
Cars completely ignore cyclists, running them off of the road.

Bicycle and Car:
[Together.] It makes me want to scream.

Bicycle:
One thing is for sure, though.

Car:
One thing is clear.

Bicycle:
A bike and a car collide…

Car:
A car and a bike hit each other…

Bicycle and Car:
[Together.] The car is going to win.


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