[Two actors facing out.]
Bicycle:
I love cycling in Chicago.
Car:
I hate cycling in Chicago.
Bicycle:
[Loving it.] There are bikes all over the place!
Car:
[Hating it.] There are bikes all over place!
Bicycle:
Best part is: the city is really accommodating the lifestyle.
Car:
Even worse now that there are more bike lanes for these people.
Bicycle:
[Stoked.] And summertime’s just around the corner!
Car:
[Dreadful.] Summertime is just around the corner.
Bicycle and Car:
[Together.] Bikes will be everywhere.
Bicycle:
Drivers can be such pricks sometimes.
Car:
The way those jerks run through red lights? Give me a break.
Bicycle:
Cars completely ignore cyclists, running them off of the road.
Bicycle and Car:
[Together.] It makes me want to scream.
Bicycle:
One thing is for sure, though.
Car:
One thing is clear.
Bicycle:
A bike and a car collide…
Car:
A car and a bike hit each other…
Bicycle and Car:
[Together.] The car is going to win.
End.
Bicycle:
I love cycling in Chicago.
Car:
I hate cycling in Chicago.
Bicycle:
[Loving it.] There are bikes all over the place!
Car:
[Hating it.] There are bikes all over place!
Bicycle:
Best part is: the city is really accommodating the lifestyle.
Car:
Even worse now that there are more bike lanes for these people.
Bicycle:
[Stoked.] And summertime’s just around the corner!
Car:
[Dreadful.] Summertime is just around the corner.
Bicycle and Car:
[Together.] Bikes will be everywhere.
Bicycle:
Drivers can be such pricks sometimes.
Car:
The way those jerks run through red lights? Give me a break.
Bicycle:
Cars completely ignore cyclists, running them off of the road.
Bicycle and Car:
[Together.] It makes me want to scream.
Bicycle:
One thing is for sure, though.
Car:
One thing is clear.
Bicycle:
A bike and a car collide…
Car:
A car and a bike hit each other…
Bicycle and Car:
[Together.] The car is going to win.
End.
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